proud Magazine Berlin 00001, the intro
TL;DR: The first issue of proud Magazine: your weapon in the urban jungle, and chocolate for everyone once the city is taken.
Welcome to the first issue of proud Magazine!
We are your weapon in the urban jungle! We are the fear sweat on your forehead, the predator breath on your neck. We are your flight instinct and your hunting instinct.
Our mission is to supply those in need. Because the Moloch of Berlin hasn’t swallowed all the straightforward people, it’s just hidden them. We’ll show you what’s going on.
The team is urbanists, musicians, stylists, fashion designers, sexists. Or something like that. We probably should have listened to grandma, who told us that everything with “-ists” is bad. We must have screwed that up. Hip-Hop Tip-Top.
This proud is the birth and you are there. So, of course, not the slimy act with blood and stuff, rather you have to see it metaphorically. You are a part of proud and can ride with us into the future into a glittering night full of glamour, style, sex and yoga. Up, up! Once we’ve taken over the city, there will be chocolate for everyone.
Be Berlin. Be proud.